While we here at CG don’t condone piracy, we’re always trying to find new and interesting businesses and individuals who might pirate video games and applications. To that end, we’re offering a special CrunchGear Medal of Piracy Honor, available to any and all companies or individuals who make their living by pirating software or use pirated software within their organizations. Simply send your name, address, and fax number to contest at crunchgear dot com. We will send you a handsome medal, suitable for framing, in 5-10 business days. Pirates, we salute you.
Incidentally, can anyone translate this into Chinese and Russian? There might be some money in it for you.