The JVC TH-L1 home theater speaker system contains five satellite speakers, a subwoofer and a control unit.
If you have $299, you can trade it for the privilege of keeping the aforementioned items in your home until it or you die.
Here’s what else you get:
Two 1080p-capable HDMI ports
Two component inputs
Two digital audio inputs
Two composite inputs
Two S-video ports
Pro Logic II, Dolby Digital, and DTS encoding
An iPod dock with track control, video output, and charging
Front-mounted USB port with support for MP3, WMA, WAV, MPEG-1, MPEG-2, and MPEG-4, and JPEG
That’s a spicy meatball for just under three Franklins. Were you to meet a girl in a bar and get up the nerve to approach her, you could invite her over to either listen to music, watch high-definition television and/or movies, watch downloadable iTunes content, take turns playing Turok complete with loud sounds and flashy graphics or maybe just have a quiet night at home flipping through whatever sounds, photos and movies you had on your killer Swiss Army flash drive.