Who wants to look like a complete creep this summer? If you wear these Digital Cowboy MP3-playing HX-01 sunglasses not only should you be punched in the face for being a tool, but you should be forced to forfeit your right to vote and pursue happiness. OK, it has 1GB of built-in memory, great. So does an iPod shuffle or any number of other, normal DAPs. The lack of AAC support is also a knock against this.

But go ahead, walk down Broadway in SoHo wearing these pretending to be Peter Parker from “Spider-Man 3.” You’re only embarrassing yourself.

Product Page [Digital Cowboy via Akihabara News]