Thank you, Dirk Winkel. For you have created, conceptually, a ghetto blaster for the 21st century. This curvy looking blaster either wraps over the user’s shoulder or around the hip and provides enough ordinance-violating bass to disturb even the hardest New York neighborhoods. The long neck is said to help provide high quality sound (like a horn instrument), but being a ghetto blaster, that’s irrelevant. As long as it’s loud enough that John can hear me blasting Rakim from 10 blocks away I’m happy.
Now let’s all bang in, gets fades and do this.