Thanks to uber-commenter sacherjj for writing a little ditty to go along with the above image. Click through to read the entire comment.

White and Lazy

You see me walkin’
My baby
I know they’re all thinkin’ I’m so white and lazy,
Think I’m just too white and lazy
Think I’m just too white and lazy
Can’t you see I’m white and lazy?
Look at me, I’m white and lazyy
I wanna roll with
My segway
But so far they all think I’m too white and lazy
Think I’m just too white and lazy
Think I’m just too white and lazy
I’m just too white and lazy.
Really really white and lazy.

Time, Place, Event: Segway’s Sign of the Times