Your poor, tired celly. It works long and hard all day long, helping you tell your friends from far away things like, “No way!” and “She said what!?” It deserves a brake.
Enter Cell Phone Chairs. They’re not docks, they don’t charge or sync your phone, they just let it hang out. Be kind to your handset.
We’re guessing this is aimed at people who bling out their phones, like Paris. Too bad this is contraband in lockdown. She couldn’t have her phone in jail, either: no bling bling on your ring ring in sing sing, darling.