Look, someone’s taken the GameBoy micro, removed all the fun, and added a slot for SD cards. The PMG-250 portable media player from Plezo, a company I’ve never heard of either, has a 2.5-inch screen and two probably terrible speakers. It does support 8-bit and 16-bit video game emulation (NES, GameBoy and others with third-party software) so I suppose it does have a leg up on the average PMP. Its only video support—AVI—is kind of a let down, but this was never going for any sort of “best in show” award anyway. Plus, it’s Korea-only, so you’ll never miss it.