Want to freak out an unshaven man with a flashlight and black watch cap? Shock him with the leads of the Tampon Stun Gun, a pink Taser-like device designed for ladies — or the men who dress up like them — and a couple thousand volts could mean the difference between a bad situation and a quick getaway.

I don’t know if this thing actually exists but it does seem like a fairly sound idea, just a little nasty if you forget that you’re carrying it in your purse and reach for it accidentally.

Looking for Discreet Protection? Try the Tampon Taser Gun [AmericanInventorspot]