Biggs, the bossman here, knows his wine, so he knows what wine goes with what foods. I, on the other hand, am ignorant of this magical magic. Wine That Loves should eliminate this problem by placing a label of what type of food the wine goes with right on the front. There’s five different wines in the collection, each of which goes with a different food: pasta, roasted chicken, pizaa (who eats pizza with wine?), grilled steak and grilled salmon. Olé!
The price of these wines, to say nothing of how they taste, is unknown. I say they need to make a wine that goes with blogging.