German fashionistas Picard have a spring and summer bag that’s laden with solar panels to charge your many gadgets, be they laptops, DAPs or other fun and exciting things. Um, it’s black, may or may not match your dancin’ shoes and costs a whopping $670. Wouldn’t it be cheaper just to get a knockoff bag and keep your gadgets charged on your own? Go ahead, people, spend money on fancy bags with solar panels. Why not get a helicopter, too, while you’re at it?