It seems that Consumerist reader John ordered a Time Warner DVR and, after a long wait, received a refurbished unit pre-owned by someone who really enjoys the PR0N. When his wife turned on the machine, she found reams of porn video. John received an angry call from said wife, who complained that the kids could have seen this and that the collection did not include that classic, Juranal Park.

Ah, the magic of refurbished devices. Why doesn’t this ever happen to single men or stay-at-home dads who have a few hours while junior naps to visit a few Hole Diggers during his downtime?

Your New Time Warner DVR Comes With Porn! [Consumerist]