One of the things we hate about having protected sex with a consensual partner is the inevitable fumbling to find a condom. Like any party, a roll in the hay is best if the party favors are in easy reach. Enter the Canoe Condom Dispenser.

A German-designed cube that rests with poise and grace upon your bedside table, the Condom Dispenser is a perfect place to stash your prophylactics until you’re ready to hit that homerun. What’s more, the device is stainless steel, meaning that no matter what type of amorous oddities you’re into, it’ll keep its shine with little more than a sponge.

We like the idea and feel that these devices should be standard issue in frat houses, truck stops, and middle schools nationwide. Now if the Germans could come up with an efficient way to dispose of the French Letter after the party, we’re in good shape.

Condom Dispenser [Canoe]