Summertime’s just around the corner and nothing screams gutterpunk St. Marks Place raver quite like this Soundwalk MP3 player vest. You wear just like any other vest, but it has two surround sound speakers built into the shoulder straps. Since the MP3 player hooks up to the vest’s speakers there’s no more getting tangled in wires while you sashay around town. To me, $70 seems a bit much, but you really can’t argue with how fabulous you’ll look while wearing it.

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