Here we have the ImageExpo Mega Phone, a fully functional cellphone that’s as tall as a man. Rock! I even recognize its interface, having just seen in it in the Nokia 5300 XpressMusic. I’m sure you’re asking yourself, what purpose does this gift from Satan serve? Well, I mean, it’s a big cellphone, what can’t you do with it? Why not install it in the office or open an amusement park — Cellphone World — and have kids take pictures with it? Better yet, have the cellphone arbitrate border disputes in the developing world. Isn’t technology and its attendant horrors wonderful?