Tired of sleeping with women? Try the Star Trek Light Dimmer! This $40 device connects to your light switch and allows you to say “Computer, Disengage Lights” and it will comply by turning off the lights. I mean it’s sort of a computer, right? It’s binary?
The dimmer even replies in the voice of Majel Roddenberry, Gene’s wife, to ensure that your lonely nights can be spent glory as you bask in her authoritarian, yet sexually arousing, tone.
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