A crook in Nagoya, Japan was caught stealing an extra Wiimote in a Bic Camera store and was faced with two security guards blocking his escape route. Rather than drop the goods, throw his hands up, and surrender peacefully, the robber pulled a Wii Sports and smacked up the two guards with the Wiimote.
The guards suffered broken bones and chest injuries, but that’s nothing compared to the police report they most likely filled out:
CAUSE OF INJURIES? A Nintendo Wiimote.