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Indianapolis Colts Release Laser-Rocket Armed Robot

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Looks like the Indianapolis Colts are breaking into the robotics industry. Last night, the team debuted its Peyton Manning humanoid robot. Standing 6’5″ and equipped with a laser-rocket arm, this machine designed to play football is able to make insane comebacks in the 2nd half of AFC championship games and flip Tom Brady the bird.

No price or release date has been set, but you’ll have to pry Tony Dungy’s cold, dead fingers off of Peyton Manning before you even think about giving him a try. Congrats Colts. ESPN Mobile would have been proud I’m sure.

Manning’s prayer is answered [ESPN]

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