Here I am, staring down an odd week in review [1, 2],
And since the task is obvious, I’ll do what I must do.
You know I cannot help myself, though some you may groan,
I’ll drum up some excitement  for the Apple, inc. iPhone.
The other brand new super-phones  are lambs led to the slaughter,
Because we all have seen, this week, Steve Jobs  can walk on water .
Though the name-rights aren’t clear [7, 8],
And 2G (not 3?) a mystery ,
You wish you could be here ,
To be a part of history [11, 12, 13].
Was there something else this week this writer should address?
Let’s go find one place where Apple doesn’t go [14, 15]
And name a two-way player  the “Best in Show.” 
 CES Post Show Thoughts From a Tired Writer
 Takeoffs and Landings
 CES, MacWorld Rumors and Such
 CES 2007: First Day Jitters
 Crunchgear @ MacWorld 2007: The Keynote Is Over
 Non-Newtonian And Ferro Fluid?!?
 Bloops: Cisco Sues Apple
 UPDATE: Cisco and Apple DIDN’T Make a Deal on the iPhone Name
 Nokia on iPhone: WTF!?
 Crunchgear @ MacWorld 2007: The Keynote
 Apple iPhone FAQ
 Pogue, Blam Play with iPhone, Pee a Little
 Apple’s iPhone: Fiction From Fact
 Apple TV Hands-On
 Apple’s Extremes Airport Extreme
 Hybrid Blu-ray-HD-DVD Player Coming
 Best In Show: LG’s Swinger
 The Futurist: Reading The Apple Tea Leaves or… What the iPhone Tells Us About The Future
 CellSwapper, An End To Endless Contracts
 Recycle Your Cellphone With ReCellular
 Wall Street Journal Reports Cingular Scores iPhone Tomorrow