Readers: Make Funny About Porn, Win Zune T-Shirt!

was this quote from the mother of the 12 year-old girl who received the sullied Zune:

What do you tell a 12-year-old child that you have five men having sex with each other? That’s not a conversation that I want to have.

We feel that Mrs. Martin’s grammatically questionable phrase is a bit bigoted. It’s almost 2007, we’re supposed to be open-minded, enlightened, and accepting of all types of porn, gay included. If you haven’t seen Rock Hard Balboa yet, it’s worth downloading.

So the question to you, our readers, is what do you say to a 12 year-old girl to explain five men having sex on a Zune? The funniest answer receives an exclusive Zune T-shirt. You can’t buy these, they’re out of print, and were only available at the Zune release party, so it might make something of a collector’s item.

Come up with something clever (yet tasteful and SFW) and leave it in the comments of this story. The winner will be judged on New Year’s Day, and will be notified via email that he or she has won (so remember to leave your email in your comment, sparky).

Good luck with your porn!