Why didn’t we have one of these when we had that cold last month that knocked us on our collective ass? The Kleenex pillow is not for wiping your snot-holes, but is a regular pillow with a built-in Kleenex dispenser. After blowing your sick into the tissue paper, what you do with it is up to you. Maybe you need a garbage-can/end-table combo, we dunno.

The point is, no more reaching a whole 2-feet to get another tissue, which, when you’re ill, is, like, 4-feet. Seriously, think about it.

Kleenex Pillow [GadgetCandy]