Do you like Hasslehoff? Of course you like Hasslehoff. Everyone loves him, especially after his cameo in Borat. We can tell you now that the thing we can’t tell you about has something to do with Hasslehoff being in Seattle. And some Seattle people. And their digital cameras. Intrigued yet? You should be.

Keep your Monday open, friends. Play hooky if you have to. Work is not nearly as important as a shopping spree with the Hoff.

Oops! Did we just give it away!?

No, we’re funnin’ with you. Our announcement has nothing to do with Hasslehoff. Or shopping. But you’ll like it, stay tuned.

Non-Seattle folks, never fear. We have a surprise for you as well.