Well it’s day three of Biggsies’ cell phone detox, and he seems to have taken a turn for the worse. He’s got a fever of 103 and he’s downing Nyquil (during the day!) in a futile attempt to induce a coma and sleep his way through the remaining 27 days.
If you think all that sounds fun, you’re in luck, because you can join in from home. Simply hop on your web cam and record a one minute video telling Mr. Biggs to be strong. Or if you’re sadistic like me, feel free to taunt him with some hot cell phone actions—since he’s not getting any.
Record your video. Upload it to YouTube with the tag “crunchgeardash” and email a link for the video to email@example.com. The five entries with the most views by Monday, Nov. 20 will appear on the site and the readers will vote on the winner on Nov. 21.