Ergonomics are hot. I could use a little ergo myself here in the dungeon I call an office. But maybe this is stepping over the line a little. It’s some sort of split keyboard , proudly tested by Wichita State University, that looks like a a pachyderm got ahold of a Logitech and shat out something that looks neither comfortable or usable.

Hey, what do we know. Maybe Wichita knows something we don’t, but if your workplace is so unergonomic that you need this hunk of plastic to help you find meaning, then more power to you. Best of all? It doesn’t exist and “[They] are looking for investors to manufacture the Combimouse.” Who’s willing to go in with me?

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