The Elite Cuisine Multi-Function 3-in-1 Breakfast Center

I’m a bachelor. I have been now for 30 years. As such, I’ve learned to use my kitchen to best afford me single portions. I don’t shop at Costco, I don’t need a gallon of mayonnaise. This is the price I pay. Also, my kitchen is, not by coincidence, small. As such, I need to conserve space. That’s why I can’t believe I’ve never seen this device before.

The Elite Cuisine Multi-Function 3-in-1 Breakfast Center is amazing. It makes your coffee. It toasts your bread. It keeps your breakfast hot as you get the finishing touches ready. This thing looks amazing, and is totally the kind of thing I get for Xmas. If I don’t have one of these under my tree, it will be a sad holiday indeed, as it’s only $34.99 from Target.

Added bonus: try saying its full name without sounding like a late-night infomercial jackass. Joy!

Elite Cuisine Multi-Fucntion 3-in-1 Breakfast Center [Target]