Alright, so the quality on these shots is about as good as that Paris Hilton porn, but I’d hate for Biggs to get all messy for nothing. So here is some hot man hand on phone action for your viewing pleasure. Viewer discretion is advised:

Here you’ll see the N95 at the top. It has a 5MP camera, GPS, word map, WLAN and HSDPA. Expect it to cost roughly $87215684265.

Next in that pic is the N75, which features a 2MP cam and music playback.

At the bottom is the N80ie which is also in the pic above and below.

Here is the N80ie. It has greater web functionality, WiFi and a 3MP camera. It shelled in a slider case with a sexy black finish.