LAAAAZER BEAM SAFE

Yea that’s right, you too can now protect your most valuable possessions by the most Bond-esque means ever: the laser beam. It also features, secret codes and biometric thumbprint recognition. Feeling safe yet? Yea, well there is a catch. The safe runs on 3 AA batteries and is made of plastic, so if you can’t wait for the batteries to run out so that you can plunder its cache, you can just smash it on the wall. It costs $39 from the Discovery Store and appears to be marketed toward children.

Discovery Laser Beam Safe [via Gadgetizer]