A close friend of CrunchGear sent us this charming exchange he had with Verizon regarding his decision to pick up a nice new phone. Did he get many answers? No, but he did get frustrated enough to send me the chat log. All names have be redacted to protect the cyborgian.
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representative to assist you with your order. Thank
you for your patience!
A Verizon Wireless online pre-sales specialist has
joined the chat. You are now chatting with TRON
TRON: Hello. Thank you for visiting our chat
service. May I help you with your order today?
You: hi TRON
You: what do you know about the KRZR?
You: i’m interested in getting one, but i don’t think
it’s out yet
TRON: I’d be happy to help you with that.
TRON: I have no information on that phone as of
You: oh. bummer. the press release says “second half
of 2006″. but that could mean waiting until xmas!
You: what if i get a free phone now. . . can i then
upgrade to the KRZR when it comes out?
TRON: You’ll get a free phone every two years with
New Every Two. Sign up for and maintain two years of
service on a digital plan of $34.99 or higher to
qualify for a free phone up to a $50 or $100 value
(depending on the monthly access of your plan) or
receive a credit of the same amount towards the
purchase of a more expensive phone. A two-year renewal
You: so if i go sign up for a 2 year contract today
with a free phone, i have to wait 2 years to get a
different phone? (sorry if I misunderstand you.)
TRON: Every two year , other than that you will
ahve to pay full price.
You: let’s say i’m willing to pay full price for the
KRZR when it comes out at xmas. that’s ok? i can get
the KRZR then if i pay full price?
You: i have no idea what the KRZR will cost full price
or with a 2 year plan, so let’s use the RAZR as an
You: let’s say i sign up for 2 years and get a free
phone today. but then a month from now i want the
You: would i pay $149.99 for the RAZR (-$50 for online
discount) like I’m seeing on verizonwireless.com ?
TRON: If you were a new two year customer.
You: ok, so by full price you mean the price listed on
the website. that’s ok!
TRON: I mean the full retail price which is not on
You: i was afraid you meant full price would be some
price i can’t even see. like $300 for a RAZR or
You: oh! so it *would* be $300 (or whatever). more
than what’s listed on the website
You: boy. that sounds like a pain in my behind. it
sounds like i’d be better off just picking a phone now
that i’ll be happy with for 2 years. or waiting to
sign up for a plan until the KRZR comes out.
TRON: Thank you for visiting Verizon Wireless. Have
a great day!
TRON: Thank you for using our live chat service. We
value your suggestions and would appreciate it if you
would take a few moments to complete a brief survey.
The survey will appear when you click the “Close”
button in the chat window.
Your chat session has been ended by your Verizon
Wireless online agent.